mymichele's Diaryland Diary

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Another lyrics survey, guestbook love, and such.

First of all, check out my previous entry if you haven't already because Axl speaks and also I went to the gynocologist!

And go look at the new guestbook layout cuz it's all prettified now. Maybe sign it while you're there, if that's your thing. There's a serious debate about who gets Mark Wahlburg, maybe you'd like to join in.

Anyway, I found a lyrics survey in a diary I was reviewing and I want to do it using only Guns N Roses lyrics. Yeah, I did that like a year ago, but I'm gonna do it again. You have a problem with that?

1. Are you male or female?

Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch

-Back off Bitch-

2. Describe yourself:

I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you

- November Rain -

and..

Sowin' all your wild oats
In another's luxuries
Yesterday was Tuesday
Maybe Thursday you can sleep
But school starts much too early
And this hotel wasn't free
So party till your connection call
Honey I'll return the key
Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my Michelle

- My Michelle -

3. How do people feel about you?

'Cause you're crazy
You're fuckin' crazy
Ya know you're crazy
I said you're crazy

- You're Crazy -

and..

I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah

-Used to Love her-

4. How do you feel about yourself?

I know the things you wanted
They're not what you have
With all the people talkin'
It's drivin' you mad
If I was standin' by you
How would you feel
Knowing your love's decided
And all love is real

- Don't Cry, Alternate Version -

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:

So who you foolin'
Don't try ta give me a line
But I can't stop thinkin' 'bout
doin' it one more time
(Oh no)
But I already left you
And you're better off left behind
(Oh yeah)
Aw it's a bad obsession
It's always messin'
It's always messin' my mind
It's a bad obsession
It's always messin'
It's always messin' my mind

- Bad Obsession -

and..

Said, woman, take it slow
And things will be just fine
You and I'll just use a little patience
Said, sugar, take the time
'Cause the lights are shining bright
You and I've got what it takes
To make it, We won't fake it,
I'll never break it
'cause I can't take it

- Patience -

6. What would you rather be doing?

And please remember that I never lied
And please remember
how I felt inside now honey
You gotta make it your own way
But you'll be alright now sugar
You'll feel better tomorrow
Come the morning light now baby
And don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight

There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry tonight
Baby maybe someday

- Don't Cry -

7. Describe where you live:

You gotta move, You gotta move
Ma,ma,ma,ma,ma,ma,ma,ma,ma
Time you gotta move
Right to the city
Where the real men get it
Aw, child, ain't it a pity?
Sometimes it gets too shitty!
Come on and hit me!

- Move to the City -

8. Describe how you love:

If we could take the time
to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain

- November Rain -

9. Share a few words of wisdom:

So give it away
Like they're not gonna fuck you
How long can you bear him
To come back and haunt you
To burn past your feelings
And cause you to suffer
You're starting to bleed
They don't -- You get out
Before its too late
What will you offer
In way of a healing
I'm so confused, abused, misused

- Oh my God -

Hey! That was fun, wasn't it?! Indeed!

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What was MyMichele doing a year ago?

"I love fucking with dirty old men online. I mean, that sounded wierd.. I enjoy fucking with their head, that is. I always get the 40 year olds hitting on me. They start out nice, and then ask for a picture, and sometimes I'll just say, "No, I don't want to send you a picture." Which just confuses their feeble minds. Sometimes I'll send them a picture, and they'll send me theirs, and if they ask if I like their picutre, I'll just say.."Eh, you're not really my type." I have in my profile that I have a boyfriend, but some of them don't pay attention to this, and keep engaging in banal chatter until they just say, "So, have a boyfriend?" In which case I'll say, "Yep." And then they wonder why the hell they've just spent 10 minutes talking to me when I can't offer them what they want. AOL guys are just icky. Icky, I tell you."

11:52 a.m. - August 15, 2002

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