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More random factoids for you.. and me!

Here are 50 more random facts for you today!

Here's Yesterday's 51 Random Facts.

52. I gossiped with female friend tonight about another female friend. I haven't done that in.. a trillion years!

53. I love talk radio. I can't get enough of it. I listen to Howard Stern, Loveline, and when they aren't on I am listening to 1310 the Ticket, an AM sports talk station. I've been listening for 2 1/2 years and can tell you about every host, their wives and kids names, where they live, etc. I am a dork like this.

54. I have blue nail polish on right now.

55. I used to be obsessed with peanut butter sandwiches, but now I really just eat turkey sandwiches.

56. I lurrrvee Froggy

57. I met Kat1067 when I was 12. We were in orchestra together.

58. I am a slob. Some people don't like to live with me because I am such a messy bitch.

59. I was 13 when I was first felt up, and it was in a movie theater. We were watching "Somersby."

60. Continuing on the movie theater theme.. and this is a little X-rated, so turn your head if you need to, but I had my first orgasm in a movie theater (from oral sex), I've given head in a movie theater, I've had sex in a movie theater, I've lost a bra in a movie theater, the first time I got fingered was in a movie theater, and I've also worked at a movie theater.

61. I love chocolate chip cookie dough.

62. My first car was a 1997 Green Volxwagon Jetta. I got it when I was 17 and by the time I totaled it when I was 20, it was one beat up piece of shit.

63. One of the first stories I wrote, about chicks in a band, when I was 12, got thrown away by my friend's mom because she thought it was "inappropriate." I never forgave her for that. It was one of the most traumatic events of my life.

64. I love my mom.

65. When I go to on the Border with BB, we order Fundido with extra grilled onions, tomatoes, and lettuce. Oh my god, that is good shit!

66. I got a ticket for speeding 2 months ago, and I had to get a trial because I pled non-guilty because I didn't have money to pay the fine, and my trial is "pending" which is ominous and scary.

67. I love rainy days. One of the chicks I did naughty things with said once that the smell of rain turned her on. She was a hottie.

68. I had eye surgery, and as an effect of that I sleep with my eyes open and I'm incapable of winking.

69. I think Dan Akroyd is kinda cool.

70. I love George Carlin. I think he's a total fucking genius. I've bought both of his books and will have his baby in a few months.

71. My favorite kind of popsicle is the orange kind.

72. I like Peanut Butter M&Ms. Alot.

73. For breakfast every morning of my young life, I had waffles with peanut butter on them.

74. My aunt makes the greatest grilled cheeses known to man.

75. I used to be obsessed with the movie "Annie". I wanted to go live in an orphanage with all the cool people.

76. I don't get headaches. I get neckaches, instead, and they hurt. Ice or 3 Motrins usually takes care of it.

77. Today I bought Maxim and Stuff at 7-11 because they are my favorite magazines.

78. I am $1500 in debt, and I don't have a job.

79. I love Ultimate Breakfast Sandwiches, even thought they will someday give me a heart attack.

80. I've had eye surgery twice, knee surgery, a liver biopsy, busted my chin open, went through a period where I had to get blood taken about twice a week for 6 months because they didn't know what was wrong with me, and such.

81. I am a freak of nature.

82. I don't wear makeup, much to the dismay of my mom. Sometimes I do, but I prefer to go au natural.

83. I was the first person to ever bring BB to orgasm. I am proud of that. And believe me, he had tried before me.

84. I have two other diaryland places of residence: Here's 2 stories I've written and Here'ssome poetry I've written from age 12 to 21.

85. I once attended Southern Methodist University.

86. I believe in fate.

87. I am hot for Ben Affleck. Several people have said that my brother looks like him, but I refuse to believe them.

88. I have been to Canada, where a bee stung me within hours of arriving, and I have been to Tijuana, Mexico, where I bought a $2.50 Cowboy Hat, but I have never been overseas.

89. I've been to New Orleans every year for the past 5 years, either for Mardi Gras or something else.

90. I own several pornographic vidoes, including "Where the Boys Aren't #7 (Love that Janine!), "Best Friends" and "California College Student Bodies #18".

91. I've been deviant from an early age. When I was 12, I'd watch pornos that I found in my parents closet. I got caught, and they took them away. Then I wrote a few pornographic stories when I was about 14 and my mom found those and took them away. Now I write all the porn I want and no one takes it away. If you would like to see some of my fine work, here it is!

92. My first boyfriend was really into Megadeath.

93. Someday I'd like to work for a newspaper.

94. I don't have a female best friend, and I really, really want one.

95. My favorite person on "Friends" is Rachel. Because she's hot. And yeah.

96. I love to get Meximelts at Taco Bell, and most recently, I enjoy the Gordita every now and then.

97. I owe $50 to the Dallas Public Library. I don't like to return things.

98. I enjoy basketball. I root for the Dallas Mavericks, which you will hear alot about when basketball season starts. I once went to Nancy Lieberman Kline basketball camp, but I wasn't very good.

99. My boyfriend can unhook my bra with one hand.

100. I sometimes still suck my thumb.

101. My boobs are pretty big, 38-Dish.

That was fun. I hope you all know me a little better now.

Have a good day. :)

12:10 p.m. - September 27, 2001

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