Part of the conversation between me and BB today:

Me: It's like.. cold and stuff.

BB: I know, I need someone here to keep me all warm and stuff!

Me (after waiting 5 minutes for him to elaborate): Well someone would be there if you wanted someone there!

I mean.. what IN THE FUCK is that about?

If you're going to fucking tease me like that, remind me again not to talk to you. I haven't talked to you in 3 days, and then you come out with the I NEED SOMEONE HERE TO KEEP ME ALL WARM AND STUFF!

I can't tell you how much that fucking pissed me the fuck off. WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT? Later I said, "Don't say stuff like that, it confuses me and makes me sad."

Do you know what he said to that?

He said, "Oh. My bad. Sorry."

FUCKING A! I spent FIVE YEARS with this asshole and that's what I get? OH. MY BAD. SORRY.

Okay. I'm finished now.

Also, I just skipped my next to last class ever. My last skipped class ever! It brings a tear to my eyes.