mymichele's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm a big horny pervert, and proud of it! I am a natural born pervert. I really am. Put me in a room with anyone, and maybe I'll be okay for a few minutes, but then it inevitably happens: I start having dirty thoughts about them. I can't look anyone in the eye. Usually, that stems from having eye surgery and not wanting anyone to look at my eyes and all that crap. But mostly because I don't want them to know that I'm thinking of how they look naked. I just had an interview for a position on the school newspaper. The girl who interviewed me was.. quite attractive. And I felt bad because she was telling me all about diversity and deadlines and everything, and I was thinking all kinds of pornographic thoughts. I am going to hell. I've been a pervert ever since hitting puberty, though! I'd take my mom and dad's porno tapes that they had hidden in the closet and I'd watch them whenever they weren't home. I'd write dirty stories, even at the young age of 13. I was the first person in my grade to have the Judy Blume book "Forever." We all walked around the track as I read things outloud from it, like "And as I touched Ralph, he came all over me," or whatever. And I'd be like.. what the hell is coming? Did they go somewhere? I made my barbies do naughty things with each other. I had cyber sex with a 15 year old girl back when I was "Lizzie 11" on my little US Videotel. I told her I was 13. I just thought you should know that I'm a big, horny pervert. I really want to go to the Guns N Roses concert. 7:06 p.m. - 2001-12-05 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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