mymichele's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Come on somebody, why don't you run, Old Red's itching to have a little fun! Okay, so I feel naked today. In many ways, indeed. So I got back to my dorm today to see that my blinds had pretty much fallen off the window. Not too happy about this event, I went down to the front desk and asked if someone could come sometime and fix the damn thing, and he was like, "sure, in a couple of days." Seeing that the last time something was wrong with my blinds, it took just oh.. 6 months for someone to fix it, I decided to listen to this young man's sage advice. Because, as the ancient Chinese proverb says, thoughs without blinds can be seen nekkid. And, well, my earlier activities of today was something that would require blinds in the future. Because I went to the porn store. Sometimes I just have this urge to go get me some porn. I admit, I'm a little deviant, but there it is. So I went to my porn place and proceeded to hate every single second I was there. A 22 year old unassisted female should not be by herself in a porn store. I used to go all the time with Dorkus Boy, and we'd have a grand old time, but no.. it was just.. yuck. But I got a little something with Janine in it, and that's all that matters. Yay for having a favorite porn star. Here's how creepy I felt.. as I was walking back to my car, the security guard asked me if I was married. Either he was amused that a little chick like me was buying porn or he was trying to get in my pants. Either way, I was disgusted and I got out of there as fast as possible. I just thought I'd share that. I recently got a pretty crappy review. I'm not complaining about how long I took, because I myself have taken to slacking it up, but I only got a C+ for extras! Look honey, I got extras coming out of my damn ass. And I got a D for only having a guestbook and email. If someone needs more than that to contact me, well, that's just sad. What, do you want my cell phone number and my home address? This is the reason why I started my own reviews, folks. But anyway, I got an A for content and that's all that really matters. I think I'm gonna be cool like you and do a whole page of what I think about all my reviews. Wouldn't that be fun? I think it would. So I got an email from my Internation Relations teacher, and it would appear that I got a 93 on my final, giving me a B in the class. Let us all say "Halleluah!" and rejoice in the name of the lord! Or not. But that's not bad for getting a 61 on the first test, don't ya think? I don't even think I did that well on the final.. he must have been feeling generous. This is brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue! I can't help it, you guys. I am so completely attracted to this guy. Blake Shelton. I loved his song "Austin" and I like his new one even better, "Old Red." I'll give you to the lyrics to that one when I'm finished here. He's in Dallas tonight, but I didn't know that, so I am not in Dallas. Not that I'd probably go to the concert anyway, but you know. It looks like fun. And come on, I'm from Texas, we like country music made by country boys, and he's hot and has long hair and such. And he sings about a puppy dog! Read the lyrics! I think I might do some reviews tonight. It'll be the only night for a while that I don't have any homework, since the second semester of summer school starts tomorrow. *Sigh* But that'll mean I have to miss Loveline! And I hate missing that! Anyway. ***** What was MyMichele doing a year ago? (just a note.. this is one of my favorite entries, and it was the first one that ever really got a response from people.) "I went to get my eyebrows waxed this morning. I've been doing that since I was about 14 years old (I'm now 21, for those of you paying attention.) But no matter how many times I do it, I will never get used to it. You don't get used to pain like that. To make it worse, the chick who was doing it actually asked me if I was awake today. What the hell do you think, bitch? Do you want me to tear your eyebrows off your face and see if you're awake? For fuck's sake, dude!" "Have I mentioned that I haven't had sex in 4 years? I don't think I've mentioned that yet. My boyfriend is a virgin. Yes, that's right, 23 year old virgins do exist. Go find yourself one! Damn guys that are waiting for marriage! Damn people with values and morals that don't lose their virginity when they're 17!" ***** Well I caught my wife with another man And it cost me ninety-nine On a prison farm in Georgia Close to the Florida line Well I've been here for two long years I finally made the warden my friend And so he sentenced me to a life of ease Taking care of Ol' Red Now Ol' Red he's the damndest dog that I've ever seen Got a nose that can smell a two day trail He's a four legged tracking machine You can consider yourself mighty lucky To get past the gators and the quicksand beds But all these years that I've been here Ain't nobody got past Red (chorus) And the warden sang Come on somebody Why don't you run Ol' Red's itchin' to have a little fun Get my lantern Get my gun Red'll have you treed 'fore the mornin' comes Well I paid off the guard and I slipped out a letter To my cousin up in Tennessee Ahh and he brought down a blue tick hound She was pretty as she could be Well they penned her up in the swampland 'Bout a mile just south of the gate And I'd take Ol' Red for his evening run I'd just drop him off and wait Repeat chorus Now Ol' Red got real used to seeing His lady every night And so I kept him away for three or four days And waited till the time got right Well I made my run with the evenin' sun And I smiled when I heard 'em turn Red out 'Cause I was headed north to Tennessee And Ol' Red was headed south Repeat chorus Now there's red haired blue ticks all in the South Love got me in here and love got me out 9:21 p.m. - July 07, 2002 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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