mymichele's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Umm.. just read it. You know, I might as well call this diary the "Hi, I'm Elizabeth. Here's all my secrets. Anyone wanna see?" (If you're not the type who enjoys these IM conversation type of things, well umm sorry about that!) 09:13PM] Me: hey yo [09:13PM] Dorkus Boy: Hi [09:14PM] Me: happy anniversary and such [09:14PM] Me: :) [09:14PM] Dorkus Boy: Thanks [09:14PM] Dorkus Boy: 3 yrs [09:14PM] Dorkus Boy: yesterday [09:14PM] Me: yah.. today we're 4 1/2 years [09:15PM] Dorkus Boy: thats insane [09:15PM] Me: it is [09:15PM] Me: it's quite a long time [09:15PM] Dorkus Boy: you still arnt having sex are you [09:16PM] Me: no.. no I'm not [09:16PM] Dorkus Boy: I'm sorry to hear that and such [09:17PM] Me: I threw my vibrator away yesterday too [09:18PM] Dorkus Boy: OMG [09:18PM] Dorkus Boy: why? [09:20PM] Me: because it was getting old [09:20PM] Me: and because I'm too deviant [09:20PM] Dorkus Boy: uhhhh [09:20PM] * Dorkus Boy burns himself at the steak before you can [09:24PM] Me: heehe [09:24PM] Me: dood [09:24PM] Me: seriously [09:24PM] Me: I can't hang out with anybody without imagining doing dirty things to them [09:24PM] Me: it's not a very good trait [09:24PM] Me: it's something I'd kinda like to get over someday. [09:24PM] Dorkus Boy: lol [09:24PM] Dorkus Boy: do you imagine doing stuff to me? [09:25PM] Me: do you really want to know the answer to that? [09:25PM] Dorkus Boy: yes [09:26PM] Me: well I said everyone, dood [09:26PM] Me: heh [09:26PM] Dorkus Boy: cool... [09:26PM] Dorkus Boy: llike what? [09:27PM] Me: umm [09:28PM] Dorkus Boy: you can tell me [09:28PM] Me: hold on [09:29PM] Me: go here (here is a seedy story I wrote a couple of years ago, go read it to understand what we're talking about here, if you're into that kinda thing, of course.) [09:29PM] Me: read that and then like.. never talk to me again :) [09:29PM] Me: heeh [09:29PM] Dorkus Boy: OMG [09:30PM] Dorkus Boy: you wrote a story about me [09:30PM] Me: well it wasn't like all about you! [09:30PM] Me: well kinda maybe [09:30PM] Dorkus Boy: who am i? [09:30PM] Me: I wrote it a few years ago [09:30PM] Me: shut up! [09:30PM] Me: you asked! [09:30PM] Dorkus Boy: cmon tell me. this is so cool [09:30PM] Dorkus Boy: don't be embarassed [09:30PM] Me: tell you what! [09:32PM] Me: and don't go to that link cuz it's like my online journal thing and that's how Ali-Kat found my diary and well it just wasn't good times [09:36PM] *** Me signed off at Wed Apr 03 21:36:49 2002. [09:38PM] *** Me signed on at Wed Apr 03 21:38:24 2002. [09:41PM] Dorkus Boy: who is iris? [09:41PM] Me: I don't know [09:41PM] Me: it's not a true story, you know.. :) [09:42PM] Dorkus Boy: I know [09:42PM] Dorkus Boy: I see [09:42PM] Dorkus Boy: it's cute [09:43PM] Me: yeah [09:45PM] Dorkus Boy: Thank you for givin me 9 inches by the way [09:46PM] Me: lol [09:46PM] Me: shut up [09:46PM] Dorkus Boy: you rock [09:46PM] Dorkus Boy: you never took me in your mouth, hell you never let me touch your boobies [09:54PM] Dorkus Boy: So how is your brother and sucH? [09:56PM] Me: heheh ummm [09:56PM] Me: let me finish loling and I'll tell ya [09:57PM] Me: my mom told my dad about his homosexualness a couple of days ago [09:58PM] Dorkus Boy: and...? [09:59PM] Dorkus Boy: OMG! [09:59PM] Dorkus Boy: I love your diary [09:59PM] Me: dood [09:59PM] Me: I told you not to look! dork [09:59PM] Dorkus Boy: You mean Dorkus [09:59PM] Me: stop it! [09:59PM] Dorkus Boy: I seriously Love it [09:59PM] Me: omg I think I'm just going to die right now [10:00PM] Dorkus Boy: don't [10:00PM] Dorkus Boy: I just can't belive that blockbuster hasnt blacklisted you yet [10:01PM] Me: you're just as bad [10:01PM] Dorkus Boy: i know [10:01PM] Dorkus Boy: i owe them lots [10:01PM] Dorkus Boy: at least you pay tme [10:01PM] Dorkus Boy: er them [10:02PM] Me: well they send the bill collectors after me [10:02PM] Me: I have no choice [10:02PM] Dorkus Boy: heh [10:03PM] Me: have you seen this one yet.. stuff
[10:03PM] Me: you might as well go look at that since you're already invading my privacy [10:03PM] Dorkus Boy: yeah [10:03PM] Me: :) [10:03PM] Dorkus Boy: that is great [10:05PM] Dorkus Boy: you are really cool, and I love you [10:05PM] Me: hehe umm giggle [10:06PM] Dorkus Boy: did you really get a job with the new york times? [10:06PM] Me: you've read 26 of my entries? geez [10:06PM] Me: um yeah and I'm really keeping my dog in my dorm and I'm having russell crowe's baby. [10:06PM] Dorkus Boy: i dunno [10:06PM] Dorkus Boy: lol [10:07PM] Me: it was april fools, yo. [10:07PM] Me: I was just being a dork [10:07PM] Dorkus Boy: yah [10:28PM] Me: you've read 42 of my entries, yo [10:28PM] Me: that's alot [10:28PM] Dorkus Boy: how are you tracking this? [10:30PM] Me: I'm psychic [10:30PM] Dorkus Boy: heh okay [10:30PM] Dorkus Boy: I' wanna see more stuff about me [10:30PM] Me: site meter [10:30PM] Me: well there's like 360 entries, so you'll be lookin for a while [10:30PM] Dorkus Boy: lol [10:33PM] Me: *sigh*.. here ya go [10:33PM] Me: I don't know why I'm showing you this [10:33PM] Me: I used to be anonymous, just floating around in my own little diary world [10:34PM] * Dorkus Boy giggles [10:34PM] Dorkus Boy: you know, you don't have to pull my teeth [10:34PM] Dorkus Boy: I wish you diddnt live in freeking Oklahoma [10:36PM] Me: yeah I guess it was a lot cooler when I was at SMU [10:37PM] Dorkus Boy: yes [10:37PM] Dorkus Boy: much indeed [10:43PM] Dorkus Boy: So um. like [10:43PM] Dorkus Boy: what is BB doing now adays? [10:44PM] Me: Here. [10:44PM] Me: umm he's hanging out [10:44PM] Dorkus Boy: You are so cute [10:44PM] Me: and his name is *name omitted to protect the innocent*, thank you [10:44PM] Dorkus Boy: hehehe [10:58PM] Dorkus Boy: You know - I should probably thank you for being my friend, casue you are a good friend and such [11:00PM] Me: yeah and you're a good friend even though you blatantly invade my privacy [11:01PM] Dorkus Boy: is it really private? [11:01PM] Dorkus Boy: if you put it on the internet [11:01PM] Dorkus Boy: its stuff you would tell me [11:02PM] Dorkus Boy: i think [11:02PM] Me: have I told you any of that stuff? [11:02PM] Dorkus Boy: uhm. [11:02PM] Dorkus Boy: yes? [11:03PM] Me: well the stuff I said about you I guess [11:04PM] Me: hey umm do me a favor [11:04PM] Dorkus Boy: I don't think i have read anything that you should be embarassed about. [11:04PM] Me: send me back all of the conversation we've had [11:04PM] Me: cuz I wanna save it cuz that's just what I do [11:04PM] Me: and I've rebooted so I don't have it all End of Me buffer: Wed Apr 03 23:04:55 2002 I should just not show anybody my story collection. 10:58 p.m. - April 03, 2002 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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