mymichele's Diaryland Diary
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A big hodgepodge of crap!
Tell me, humans. Those of you who actually live in a place that isn't a dorm.. is it actually possible to wake up and go to the bathroom and take a shower, or do you also have to wait until your suitemate takes obviously the biggest crap of her life? Because.. yeah. I'm looking forward to getting the hell out of here.
My chest hurts this morning! I feel kinda like I'm about to spontaneously combust! That feeling kinda sucks, actually! Buh.
Oooh! Ms. Slayryder was the 150th person to add me to her favorites. She rocks the hizhouse for this, indeed.
Man, I love my banner, really I do. It's been viewed 9877 times, it has a 3.5% clickthrough, which means 352 people have clicked on it! Isn't that exciting! I think it is.
Wow.. my random MP3 player is now playing Criminal by Fiona Apple. I can hardly stand to listen to this friggin song, it drives me crazy. Fiona Apple's album, Tidal, is like the only album that I just flat out cannot listen to anymore. Too many memories. From like 5 years ago, even! It's all very sad.
So now is the time on Sprockets where I share some pictures:
I really dig that picture. It's a bunch of badasses walking down the street. Good times, I think.
Here's one from one of the London concerts in August:
He took his pants off because he was hot, apparently. That's okay.. he can go ahead and take his pants off whenever he wants. I won't complain!
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What was MyMichele doing a year ago? (I'm just gonna go ahead and post the whole entry for shits and giggles.)
I've decided that people should see a picture of me. I know the curiosity is killing you. So here it is, a picture of me and BB in Tijauna in January, with the $2.50 Cowboy Hat I had just bought.
There ya go. Enjoy it, cuz it probably won't happen again. I'm already paranoid enough putting that there because yah.. yo mama.
I hate it when I really need to pee and my suitemate has been in the shower for 30 minutes. That is not good times.
I am writing a second entry today because I don't want to clean my room. I don't want to clean my room because it's really nasty dirty. I have to clean my room because I might get a roommate this weekend. I don't know why I would, but the only information I know is that sometime in October I may get a foreign roommate because that's when a bunch of foreign exchange students or something are coming in October. So that's fun. I get to play "Hide the porn so if you get a foreign roommate they won't run away in disgust."
Ahhh.. you know the feeling of relief you get once you finally have the chance to pee? That's a nice feeling.
Here's a list of some stuff, for lack of nothing else to talk about:
My top 5 favorite songs (this week)
5. Dream On, Aerosmith
4. November Rain, Guns N Roses
3. Bon Jovi, Blaze of Glory
2. Jann Arden, Insensitive
1. Don't Cry, Guns N Roses
My top 5 favorite movies (in no particular order)
5. Rock Star
4. Beaches
3. Annie
2. Pulp Fiction
1. Jerry Maguire
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"My Michelle"
Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy's not around
She used to love her heroin
But now she's underground
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free
Drivin' your friends crazy
With your life's insanity
Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Sowin' all your wild oats
In another's luxuries
Yesterday was Tuesday
Maybe Thursday you can sleep
But school starts much too early
And this hotel wasn't free
So party till your connection call
Honey I'll return the key
[Chorus:]
Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Everyone needs love
You know that it's true
Someday you'll find someone
That'll fall in love with you
But oh the time it takes
When you're all alone
Someday you'll find someone
That you can call your own
But till then ya better...
Now you're clean
And so discreet
I won't say a word
But most of all this song is true
Case you haven't heard
So c'mon and stop your cryin'
'Cause we both know money burns
Honey don't stop tryin;
An you'll get what you deserve
[Chorus]
8:08 a.m. - October 04, 2002
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