mymichele's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A rehash of random facts, and my excitement. Just because I've written like 30 entries in the past 3 days, here's another one! It's a random list from a year ago. Complete with updates! HEHEHE! 101 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME! 1. Not only do I have the distinction of living in one of the only towns that firebombed a Mosque (and when I say distinction I don't mean it in a good way), I also went to the same high school that the song "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam was based on, I grew up in the town that killed JFK, and my next door neighbors were once on America's Most Wanted. Umm, hi. Don't follow me around, it may be hazardous. 2. My family had three great danes, one after another, when I was growing up. They were big dogs. 3. I was born on what is generally recognized as Columbus Day. 4. On my birthday in 1999, the world population hit 6 Billion. I couldn't help but feel like since it was my birthday, I had some strange cosmic part of that. 5. My golden retriever was 13 years old when he died last October. I still miss him. Urrmm, make that 2 Octobers ago. And I still miss him. He was a good puppy dog. 6. I love nail polish. I do. My favorite kind is Vixen. I've been wearing it since I was 15 and stole it from someone at camp. Just bought some the other day! 7. My first kiss was when I was 13, with a guy with a mullet. 8. I am a senior, but won't graduate probably until December 2002. True that! December 2002 will be a good month for the ol Liz. 9. My brother is gay. He has good taste in guys. And an adorable golden retriever. 10. I have been obsessed with Axl Rose since I was 12 years old. I bet you couldn't tell, huh. 11. Right now it's 61 degrees! 68 degrees, actually. 12. My mom is 54. She almost cried when she realized her birthday is in November and she'll be a senior citizen. Yeah, um, my mom is 55 now. Bet you couldn't figure that out. 13. I drive a Green 1997 Toyota Rav 4. 14. My favorite street is Greenville Avenue in Dallas, mostly because its where I grew up. 15. I lived in the same house until I was 17, and since then, I've moved 5 times. 16. My dad works in real estate. He is 57. Umm, 58. 17. I attend the University of North Texas, in Denton. 18. I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. 19. When I was 12, I really wanted to get my nose pierced and get a tattoo. But I never have and probably never will. I will eventually get a tattoo. I have to. I'm obsessed with it. 20. I think I might have a crush on my creative writing teacher, who's 56 and probably has an alcohol problem. But he wears these hats! And they're so cute! 21. I am lusting hardcore for a chick in my creative writing class. She's just.. so hot. I want her. Now. On a desk. In the classroom. 22. My favorite store to buy clothes used to be the Limited. Now it's Old Navy. 23. I fell asleep watching A Clockwork Orange with my boyfriend a few years ago. He was not amused, being a big Kubrick fan. 24. My favorite ice cream is Peanut Butter Chocolate from Baskin Robbins. 25. I love Doc Martins. 26. My boyfriend (BB) lives in Plano. He has 2 crappy cars and a pretty nifty house that he shares with a 28 year old single dad with a penchant for bad guitar rock. Now he just has one really awesome Dodge Ram. Works for me! 27. I have attended almost every Plano East game in the past 5 years. 28. In junior high, high school, and college, the football team at my schools have all averaged about 1 win a year. I don't know why. It's very sad. My school actually went to a bowl game last year. Not that they won or anything, but there ya go. 29. I wish I would have gone to the University of Texas. I belong there. But I'm not there. 30. I used to be in love with Christian Slater. Like.. obsessively in love. Like.. I had his pictures plastered on every square inch of my walls. It was a little scary. 31. I asked Christian Slater in a round about way to come to my 12th birthday party, and was surprised and dissapointed when he didn't come. See that story on the cast page. 32. I wrote a story about getting stuck in an elevator with Christian Slater once. 33. I've kept a journal since I was in 3rd grade, even though some entries say "I had nachos for lunch today instead of pizza." 34. I saw Tommy when it came to town in 1994 just so I could see Steve Isaacs, a former MTV VJ, who was Tommy. 35. I once went to a concert that consisted of Tonic, the Verve Pipe, and K's Choice. I don't remember a thing about this concert, and I'm glad. 36. Other concerts I've been to: Aerosmith, Tom Petty, Alanis MOrrisette, Smashing Pumpkins/Garbage, The Cure/Seven Mary Three, Fiona Apple/Counting Crows, Edgefest/Edge Christmas concerts,etc featuring Tears for Fears/Bad English/Stabbing Westward/The Nixons/Bare Naked Ladies, etc., Oasis, Goo Goo Dolls, Bette Midler, Micheal Jackson, Rockfest in 97 featuring Jewel/Bush/No Doubt, and lots of others that I can't recall, and that's all I can remember right now. Umm, yeah, I've been to a Guns N Roses concert since then. And also Elton John. Both good and important concerts. 37. I've been to several WWF/WCW events, including Wrestlemania. 38. I've seen Cheech Marin, Roger Staubach, Delta Burke, and the big alarm clock guy from Public Enemy in person. 39. I worked on the yearbook in high school, and I worked hard to get every single one of my friends into it. 40. I used to wear just black and white socks, but now it's all argyle or whatever else I can find. 41. I am a big fan of Dr. Pepper and Deja Blue bottled water. 42. My favorite TV show of all time is My So Called Life. Others include Sesame Street, Friends, Just the 10 of Us, Mr. Belvedere (Ooog TGIF in the 80's.. couldn't be beat), Boston Public, Double Dare, You Can't Do that on Television, Don't Just Sit There, The Practice, Just Say Julie, Totally Pauly, Remote Control, Week in Rock, the Big Picture, wow, soooo many. 43. The movie Arachnophobia scared the shit out of me. I always check under the lampshade before I turn it off. I hate spiders. 44. I hate crickets. 45. I hate the Dave Matthews Band. Both of these things are still true. Except I might have lightened up a bit on the Dave Matthews Band, except for the song "Crash." 46. I have an extreme, unrelenting hatred of The Spin Doctors and Matchbox 20. Just saying that makes me want to hurl. 47. I like to drive. I've put 33000 miles on my car since I got it last July. 48. I wear two different bras most of the time: A blue one and an orange lacey one. 49. I live on the 2nd floor of my dorm. 50. My dorm had a fire drill tonight at 10 PM when everyone was half nekkid and getting ready to go to sleep. Yesterday they had one during the day and unfortunately everyone was clothed. 51. I'm allergic to cats. 52. I gossiped with female friend tonight about another female friend. I haven't done that in.. a trillion years! 53. I love talk radio. I can't get enough of it. I listen to Howard Stern, Loveline, and when they aren't on I am listening to 1310 the Ticket, an AM sports talk station. I've been listening for 2 1/2 years and can tell you about every host, their wives and kids names, where they live, etc. I am a dork like this. Make that 3 1/2 years. Yesterday they talked about the GNR tour and it made me happy. 54. I have blue nail polish on right now. I have no nail polish on right now because I seem to have decided that I have bite my nails as much as possible. 55. I used to be obsessed with peanut butter sandwiches, but now I really just eat turkey sandwiches. 56. I lurrrvee Froggy! I miss the Froggy, yes I do. 57. I met Kat1067 when I was 12. We were in orchestra together. 58. I am a slob. Some people don't like to live with me because I am such a messy bitch. And I wonder why I still don't have a roommate.. 59. I was 13 when I was first felt up, and it was in a movie theater. We were watching "Somersby." 60. Continuing on the movie theater theme.. and this is a little X-rated, so turn your head if you need to, but I had my first orgasm in a movie theater (from oral sex), I've given head in a movie theater, I've had sex in a movie theater, I've lost a bra in a movie theater, the first time I got fingered was in a movie theater, and I've also worked at a movie theater. 61. I love chocolate chip cookie dough. 62. My first car was a 1997 Green Volxwagon Jetta. I got it when I was 17 and by the time I totaled it when I was 20, it was one beat up piece of shit. 63. One of the first stories I wrote, about chicks in a band, when I was 12, got thrown away by my friend's mom because she thought it was "inappropriate." I never forgave her for that. It was one of the most traumatic events of my life. 64. I love my mom. 65. When I go to on the Border with BB, we order Fundido with extra grilled onions, tomatoes, and lettuce. Oh my god, that is good shit! Not anymore. That's one of the biggest effects of BB's hardcore diet that I miss. Damn, that fundido was good shit. 66. I got a ticket for speeding 2 months ago, and I had to get a trial because I pled non-guilty because I didn't have money to pay the fine, and my trial is "pending" which is ominous and scary. That still hasn't been taken care of.. they're in the middle of "redistricting" or something and I haven't heard anything in at least a year. Should I be worried? 67. I love rainy days. One of the chicks I did naughty things with said once that the smell of rain turned her on. She was a hottie. 68. I had eye surgery, and as an effect of that I sleep with my eyes open and I'm incapable of winking. 69. I think Dan Akroyd is kinda cool. 70. I love George Carlin. I think he's a total fucking genius. I've bought both of his books and will have his baby in a few months. 71. My favorite kind of popsicle is the orange kind. 72. I like Peanut Butter M&Ms. Alot. 73. For breakfast every morning of my young life, I had waffles with peanut butter on them. 74. My aunt makes the greatest grilled cheeses known to man. I dunno.. Sonic makes a mean grilled cheese. 75. I used to be obsessed with the movie "Annie". I wanted to go live in an orphanage with all the cool people. 76. I don't get headaches. I get neckaches, instead, and they hurt. Ice or 3 Motrins usually takes care of it. 77. Today I bought Maxim and Stuff at 7-11 because they are my favorite magazines. 78. I am $1500 in debt, and I don't have a job. I'm still in debt. Probably more than $1500 thanks to the blood sucking $420 GN'R concert. Fortunately the tickets to next concerts are all under $80. 79. I love Ultimate Breakfast Sandwiches, even thought they will someday give me a heart attack. Yeah, I don't eat those anymore. They're like 1000 calories and I'd rather not die an early death. 80. I've had eye surgery twice, knee surgery, a liver biopsy, busted my chin open, went through a period where I had to get blood taken about twice a week for 6 months because they didn't know what was wrong with me, and such. 81. I am a freak of nature. 82. I don't wear makeup, much to the dismay of my mom. Sometimes I do, but I prefer to go au natural. 83. I was the first person to ever bring BB to orgasm. I am proud of that. And believe me, he had tried before me. 84. I have two other diaryland places of residence: Here's 2 stories I've written and Here's some poetry I've written from age 12 to 21. 85. I once attended Southern Methodist University. 86. I believe in fate. 87. I am hot for Ben Affleck. Several people have said that my brother looks like him, but I refuse to believe them. 88. I have been to Canada, where a bee stung me within hours of arriving, and I have been to Tijuana, Mexico, where I bought a $2.50 Cowboy Hat, but I have never been overseas. 89. I've been to New Orleans every year for the past 5 years, either for Mardi Gras or something else. Make that the past 6 years. 90. I own several pornographic vidoes, including "Where the Boys Aren't #7 (Love that Janine!), "Best Friends" and "California College Student Bodies #18". For the most part, I've gotten rid of most of my porn, and my vibrator as well. But that's what fingers are for, my friends! 91. I've been deviant from an early age. When I was 12, I'd watch pornos that I found in my parents closet. I got caught, and they took them away. Then I wrote a few pornographic stories when I was about 14 and my mom found those and took them away. Now I write all the porn I want and no one takes it away. If you would like to see some of my fine work, here it is! 92. My first boyfriend was really into Megadeath. 93. Someday I'd like to work for a newspaper. Hello! I worked for a newspaper. And it was good times. 94. I don't have a female best friend, and I really, really want one. 95. My favorite person on "Friends" is Rachel. Because she's hot. And yeah. 96. I love to get Meximelts at Taco Bell, and most recently, I enjoy the Gordita every now and then. 97. I owe $50 to the Dallas Public Library. I don't like to return things. 98. I enjoy basketball. I root for the Dallas Mavericks, which you will hear alot about when basketball season starts. I once went to Nancy Lieberman Kline basketball camp, but I wasn't very good. 99. My boyfriend can unhook my bra with one hand. 100. I sometimes still suck my thumb. 101. My boobs are pretty big, 38-Dish. In other news, leave me a note! In other other news, holy motherfucking shit am I excited about life in general right now. December 21st! YAYYYYYYYY!!!!! I was thinking I was gonna have to drive to Chicago, like a 20 hour drive! And now I don't! I can drive 45 minutes instead! YAYYY!!!! AXL HERE I COME BABEH! I'm gonna try to win tickets from the radio since I was about to do such things 10 years ago. I can do it again, right! I know none of you are actually reading this right now, but if you are, you should leave me a note! 9:48 a.m. - September 26, 2002 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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